May 2012
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My Life
Ruth and Sammie and Me: We just all won't get asked to prom and we'll hang out together!
Ruth on Friday: Eric just asked me to prom. I will now COMPLAIN about it like I don't want to go.
Everyone today: Prom prom prom prom prom prom. Prom? Oh and have we mentioned prom? Hey let's talk about prom some more it's been like 10 seconds. Prom.
Me: Whatever Sammie and I will be the awesome singles not going to prom!
*puts hand up for high five*
Sammie: ..........
Me: Fuck you. Fuck you, you fucking whore.
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burgrs:
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
pretty girl: i'd rather be called beautiful than hot
me: i'll take what i can get
me: better check my phone for messages from friends
me: *after checking phone*
me: better get friends
Watchloveukurt:
whenever he reinforces that he still loves starkid and is still a silly goober, i get really really emotional.
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April 2012
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John Green and his writing make me believe in love...
more than anyone I’ve known personally ever has.
“Thomas Edison’s last words were: ‘It’s very beautiful over there.’ I don’t know...”
– Pudge, Looking for Alaska by John Green (via stay-safe-stay-strong)
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tyleroakley:
I searched Shia LaBeouf in...
Watchmaidofawesome:
bakabeloved:
black—blood:
i-hate-bananas:
losttribe:
ravenmgee:
sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:
brivonnet:
What happens when a tree branch falls onto a powerline?
Answer: Dramatic Annihilation
Only 17 seconds long - stick to the end.
Submitted by: nonniebyrd
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
“No,” the wire whispered. “You can’t—you’ll burn—”
The branch smiled sadly, looking...
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pinkhairedlesbianadventures:
motherfickletimetospare:
“The final scene of the season finale will be filmed in Grand Central Terminal.”
